You know what they call a potato in Paris?
They don't call it a potato?
No, man, they had this crazy famine shit in the eighteen hundreds,they don't know what the fuck a potato is.
What do they call it?
They call it an earth apple.
Earth apple... What do they call an apple?
An apple is like an apple but they call it noon blue.
What do they call a banana?
I don't know. I didn't go to Agincourt.
