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Polly+Morfs : J. Eegads Hoover

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:19:21 GMT

Polly+Morfs : J. Eegads Hoover



morf: oh god this room is a mess.



polly: let’s hover.





morf: yes,  lets!





morf: this is so much easier than hoovering.



polly: if only i could see the screen.

based on actual events, no doubt.

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Polly+Morfs : 005 : Happy new meh.

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:08:17 GMT

Polly+Morfs : 005 : Happy new meh.

and only 19 days late

that's what I call service

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fdO4ea3oP8Q

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Polly+Morfs : Bathtime Blues.

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:42:48 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Bathtime Blues.



*morf enters masturbatorium*



polly: i told you. if you’re not going to take care of yourself, i will.

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Polly+Morfs : Happy New Meh.

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:09:09 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Happy New Meh.



morf : happy new year!



polly : meh.

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Polly+Morfs : Well Excuuuuuuuse, me! Princess.

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:05:59 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Well Excuuuuuuuse, me! Princess.



morf : BURP



morf : well excuuuuuuuse, me! princess.



polly : i told you to stop watching that crap.

no, really. stop it.
evidence: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

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Polly+Morfs : Wuv

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:18:38 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Wuv



polly : i wuv you.

morf : i wuv you too.



polly : it’s nice to say i wuv you to someone and have them mean it back.

morf : why? do you often say it to random people on the street?



polly : no.

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Polly+Morfs : The GamErr Introduction

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:04:42 GMT

Polly+Morfs : The GamErr Introduction



*normal panel*



morf : when scientists seek to understand the lifestyle of a shark they

build a metal robot shark of doom.

polly : it is fun to build robot sharks.





*close up of sheet covering box, voices come on from off panel*



polly : we have been secretly researching gamers for the last two years and we

too had to build a robotic infiltration device.

morf : it is fun to build robot sharks.





*Sheet is removed to show...*



morf : introducing, young master gamErr. say hello to the nice people, gamErr.

gamErr : 1/5*

polly : As you can see it is functioning perfectly

*1/5 or commonly known as "One out of five" or "1 star out of a possible full 5",
a popular method of rating a game found on most gaming sites/communities.

Or just how gamers express their love for developers.

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Hungry Pussy

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:13:19 GMT

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Hungry Pussy

not exactly happy with the voices. we'll do it better next time, promise.



polly: hey, how many cats do we have?



morf: just the one.



polly: are you sure?



morf: i think he might be hungry.



polly: you're a towel.

the original http://community.livejournal.com/4lfa/15384.html
youpube link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FAlHE1lJ5fs

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Tasty Lovin

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:11:40 GMT

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Tasty Lovin



morf : tasty poundland* tasties, how i love thee. let me count the ways.

morf : glug, glug, glug.

morf : one.



polly : is unamused.

*Poundland is a United Kingdom-based variety store chain which sells every item in its stores for £1.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YSeUbg4SiI

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:41:39 GMT

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro



polly : what's that?

morf : what's what?

polly : turn around.



polly : THAT

morf : oh, thats my ass fro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU82vMmAz4o

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Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:13:23 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro



polly : what's that?

morf : what's what?

polly : turn around.



polly : THAT

morf : oh, thats my ass fro.

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : 3D Video Vision

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:00:40 GMT

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : 3D Video Vision

They're alive!!



It seems we have been given permission to peek into the (almost) real world of Polly and Morf.

20 or so seconds of shaky cam work, courtesy of the XIX.
This took a couple of days; learning Blender, rendering the animation, recording/mixing sounds and creating the graphics.
Obviously, there is always room for improvement. :}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQpqq0SCYDk

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Polly+Morfs : Modern Technology

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Modern Technology

morf : hmm, it says here 4chan has frames.

polly : heh, modern technology eh?



morf : and it has a work safe button? how can that possibly work?.

polly: click it then.



morf : have i gone blind?

polly : yes, yes you have.



Update: The Animation! now available on youtube.

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Polly+Morfs : Cloacking Field Activated

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:52:32 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Cloacking Field Activated

*morf stench rises*



polly : spray yourself



*morf removes deodorant from holster and sprays *



morf : well, lucky for you i have it right here



polly :  if it’s right there why do i keep having to tell you to use it.



morf : dunnu

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Polly+Morfs : Is it Lobo?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:07:17 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Is it Lobo?

polly : you know hobo?



morf :  *thinks* hobo? strange, that is in no way relevant to the current conversation



*full closeup of morfs brain with these thoughts filling the whole panel*



morf : she often restarts old conversations in the middle of other

conversations and expects me to know what she is talking about so did

we talk about hobos yesterday or sometime last week possibly even last

year no i do not think we did so it must be something else maybe

burning hobos ahhh we are watching ghost rider so it could be comic

related and lobo rhymes with hobo maybe she is talking about lobo yes

i suppose that kind of makes some sense



morf : lobo?



polly :  yeah, lobo. lobo rocks!

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Polly+Morfs : Groundhog Days

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:50:54 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Groundhog Days

polly :  what are you watching?

morf :  groundhog day.



polly :  what are you watching now?

morf :  groundhog day.



polly :  is that the extended version?

morf :  no, its just on loop.

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Polly+Morfs : Stop Licking Me

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:16:26 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Stop Licking Me



morf :  stop licking me. why are you doing that, it doesn't make any sense?



it :  *lick*



morf :  i said stop licking me. tell it to stop licking me!



it :  *lick*



polly :  lick him



morf :  do not listen to them



it :  *lick*

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Polly+Morfs : Wherein it is explained why people cyber rather than talk

Thu, 15 May 2008 07:16:26 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Wherein it is explained why people cyber rather than talk



1: hi

2: wanna cyber chat?

1: sure

1: OK Im talking to you now

2: OK Im talking to back to you

1: im making small talk

2: small talk engaged

1: I'm saying something incredibly intelligent

2: right got you, I'm listening to what you are saying

2: now I'm replying with like something even smarter

1: I'm listening to what you said

1: now I'm pausing to think

1: kay I've come up with a joke

1: its like really funny

1: I'm going to say the joke in 3

1: 2

1: are you ready? this is going to be the best joke of your life

1: 1

1: ok, I'm saying the joke right now as hard as I can

2: wow

2: that was the best

2: I'm laughing so much I think I just wet myself

2: ...

2: so are you a dude or guy?

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Polly+Morfs : Girly aspirations throughout the ages

Sun, 04 May 2008 10:13:14 GMT

Polly+Morfs : Girly aspirations throughout the ages



1900 : I'm looking for a guy with a horse.



1970 : I'm looking for a guy with a car.



2008 : I'm looking for a guy with MSN!

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Polly+Morfs : I Am Gay Retard!

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:43:17 GMT

Polly+Morfs : I Am Gay Retard!



it's the things you see on a daily basis that makes you question the future of us all.

or at least, the things random humans say to each other in a chat room.



i'm willing to bet that there will be 2 distinct species of humans when the new world draws near; those who blog and those who don't.



possibly, the only way to suss out those who don't is by poking them with a stick and hearing them go "GRUNT". the other type will probably say nothing but dedicate an entire post about it the next day. or for the less inclined, a twitter tweet.



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user1: so, u wanna date?

user2: I'm a gay retard!

user3: lol

user4: lol



user2: wtf are you all laughing at?

user3: you, you gay retard

user2: ...

user2: what, no, I ment



user2: I'm a guy, you retard!

user3: lolz

user4: lol

user1: epic typing

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