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Polly+Morfs : The GamErr Introduction

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:04:42 UTC

Polly+Morfs : The GamErr Introduction



*normal panel*



morf : when scientists seek to understand the lifestyle of a shark they

build a metal robot shark of doom.

polly : it is fun to build robot sharks.





*close up of sheet covering box, voices come on from off panel*



polly : we have been secretly researching gamers for the last two years and we

too had to build a robotic infiltration device.

morf : it is fun to build robot sharks.





*Sheet is removed to show...*



morf : introducing, young master gamErr. say hello to the nice people, gamErr.

gamErr : 1/5*

polly : As you can see it is functioning perfectly

*1/5 or commonly known as "One out of five" or "1 star out of a possible full 5",
a popular method of rating a game found on most gaming sites/communities.

Or just how gamers express their love for developers.

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Hungry Pussy

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:13:19 UTC

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Hungry Pussy

not exactly happy with the voices. we'll do it better next time, promise.



polly: hey, how many cats do we have?



morf: just the one.



polly: are you sure?



morf: i think he might be hungry.



polly: you're a towel.

the original http://community.livejournal.com/4lfa/15384.html
youpube link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FAlHE1lJ5fs

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Tasty Lovin

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:11:40 UTC

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Tasty Lovin



morf : tasty poundland* tasties, how i love thee. let me count the ways.

morf : glug, glug, glug.

morf : one.



polly : is unamused.

*Poundland is a United Kingdom-based variety store chain which sells every item in its stores for £1.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YSeUbg4SiI

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:41:39 UTC

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro



polly : what's that?

morf : what's what?

polly : turn around.



polly : THAT

morf : oh, thats my ass fro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU82vMmAz4o

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Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:13:23 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Ass Fro



polly : what's that?

morf : what's what?

polly : turn around.



polly : THAT

morf : oh, thats my ass fro.

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[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : 3D Video Vision

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:00:40 UTC

[VIDEO] Polly+Morfs : 3D Video Vision

They're alive!!



It seems we have been given permission to peek into the (almost) real world of Polly and Morf.

20 or so seconds of shaky cam work, courtesy of the XIX.
This took a couple of days; learning Blender, rendering the animation, recording/mixing sounds and creating the graphics.
Obviously, there is always room for improvement. :}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQpqq0SCYDk

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Polly+Morfs : Modern Technology

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:59:00 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Modern Technology

morf : hmm, it says here 4chan has frames.

polly : heh, modern technology eh?



morf : and it has a work safe button? how can that possibly work?.

polly: click it then.



morf : have i gone blind?

polly : yes, yes you have.



Update: The Animation! now available on youtube.

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Polly+Morfs : Cloacking Field Activated

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:52:32 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Cloacking Field Activated

*morf stench rises*



polly : spray yourself



*morf removes deodorant from holster and sprays *



morf : well, lucky for you i have it right here



polly :  if it’s right there why do i keep having to tell you to use it.



morf : dunnu

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Polly+Morfs : Is it Lobo?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:07:17 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Is it Lobo?

polly : you know hobo?



morf :  *thinks* hobo? strange, that is in no way relevant to the current conversation



*full closeup of morfs brain with these thoughts filling the whole panel*



morf : she often restarts old conversations in the middle of other

conversations and expects me to know what she is talking about so did

we talk about hobos yesterday or sometime last week possibly even last

year no i do not think we did so it must be something else maybe

burning hobos ahhh we are watching ghost rider so it could be comic

related and lobo rhymes with hobo maybe she is talking about lobo yes

i suppose that kind of makes some sense



morf : lobo?



polly :  yeah, lobo. lobo rocks!

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Polly+Morfs : Groundhog Days

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:50:54 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Groundhog Days

polly :  what are you watching?

morf :  groundhog day.



polly :  what are you watching now?

morf :  groundhog day.



polly :  is that the extended version?

morf :  no, its just on loop.

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Polly+Morfs : Stop Licking Me

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:16:26 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Stop Licking Me



morf :  stop licking me. why are you doing that, it doesn't make any sense?



it :  *lick*



morf :  i said stop licking me. tell it to stop licking me!



it :  *lick*



polly :  lick him



morf :  do not listen to them



it :  *lick*

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Polly+Morfs : Wherein it is explained why people cyber rather than talk

Thu, 15 May 2008 07:16:26 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Wherein it is explained why people cyber rather than talk



1: hi

2: wanna cyber chat?

1: sure

1: OK Im talking to you now

2: OK Im talking to back to you

1: im making small talk

2: small talk engaged

1: I'm saying something incredibly intelligent

2: right got you, I'm listening to what you are saying

2: now I'm replying with like something even smarter

1: I'm listening to what you said

1: now I'm pausing to think

1: kay I've come up with a joke

1: its like really funny

1: I'm going to say the joke in 3

1: 2

1: are you ready? this is going to be the best joke of your life

1: 1

1: ok, I'm saying the joke right now as hard as I can

2: wow

2: that was the best

2: I'm laughing so much I think I just wet myself

2: ...

2: so are you a dude or guy?

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Polly+Morfs : Girly aspirations throughout the ages

Sun, 04 May 2008 10:13:14 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Girly aspirations throughout the ages



1900 : I'm looking for a guy with a horse.



1970 : I'm looking for a guy with a car.



2008 : I'm looking for a guy with MSN!

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Polly+Morfs : I Am Gay Retard!

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:43:17 UTC

Polly+Morfs : I Am Gay Retard!



it's the things you see on a daily basis that makes you question the future of us all.

or at least, the things random humans say to each other in a chat room.



i'm willing to bet that there will be 2 distinct species of humans when the new world draws near; those who blog and those who don't.



possibly, the only way to suss out those who don't is by poking them with a stick and hearing them go "GRUNT". the other type will probably say nothing but dedicate an entire post about it the next day. or for the less inclined, a twitter tweet.



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user1: so, u wanna date?

user2: I'm a gay retard!

user3: lol

user4: lol



user2: wtf are you all laughing at?

user3: you, you gay retard

user2: ...

user2: what, no, I ment



user2: I'm a guy, you retard!

user3: lolz

user4: lol

user1: epic typing

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Polly+Morfs : Megalopyge opercularis

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:58:11 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Megalopyge opercularis



morf : oohhh a fluffy thing. i like to pet nice things.

morf : ARRRRRRRRGHHH!!!@#



polly : see wiki for Megalopyge opercularis // "Ironically, the resemblance of the larvae to soft, colorful cotton balls encourages people to pick them up and pet them.



The 'fur' of the larva contains venomous spines that cause extremely painful reactions in human skin upon contact. The reactions are sometimes localized to the affected area but are often very severe, radiating up a limb and causing burning, swelling, nausea, headache, abdominal distress, rashes, blisters, and sometimes chest pain, numbness, or difficulty breathing."

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Polly+Morfs : Eggy Soldiers

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:16:10 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Eggy Soldiers



morf : what is the time period that you can't feed a mogwai?

morf : i mean we all know after midnight but when does breakfast become

dangerous? 9am? 6am? 3am?



polly : its sun rise, ok? midnight to sunrise!

morf : so if i was to get up real early in the morning, boil some eggs and

offer the mogwai some except he would be all like noooo i cant eat that

now (unless he was an evil one)



morf : only maybe i wouldn't know why he didn't want to eat and i might

accidentally force my eggy soldiers down his little throat and...

polly : look i already told you. i am not getting you a mogwai!

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Polly+Morfs : 3 square meals a day

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:46:20 UTC

Polly+Morfs : 3 square meals a day



Exhibit A : http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/news/stories/2008/04/03/turner_0404.html

Exhibit B : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock



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morf :  wow. looks like my plan isn't that silly after all.

polly :  you have a plan?

morf : oh yes.

morf : i plan to wait for society to collapse, then take the opportunity

to found that underground cannibal cult i've always wanted.

polly : ?

morf : ted turner says morlocks are the future.

polly : who the hell is ted turner?

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Polly+Morfs : Hellbound Cube

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:17:30 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Hellbound Cube



provoked by a conversation that took place here.



no, we do not condone violence to animals for we are not gods.



and hell is purely conceptional.



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polly : what are you doing

morf :  i found a companion cube, look i've almost got it open.

polly :  companion cubes open?

polly :  that's not a companion cube that's a hell raiser puzzle box

that opens a gateway into hell.

morf :  same thing init?

thing : your suffering will be legendary.

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Stop the Large Hadron Collider?

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:01:05 UTC

Stop the Large Hadron Collider?

What are they afraid of?

I mean what's the worst that can happen.

Sure you could get sucked into another world. But the odds are low.

Exhibit A : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23844529/
Exhibit B : http://youtube.com/watch?v=1j4gO9sR7zs

Whoops, This seems to be an obvious and popular gag :)
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080330

Still zero respect for picking a game that the gametards will recognize.

Another world is a genius work of fucking art and design and wordless story telling that has not been surpassed since. HL is just a nice engine.

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Polly+Morfs : Let Them Eat Cake

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:13:46 UTC

Polly+Morfs : Let Them Eat Cake



because fan-baked goods & crafts get top diggs and are very newsworthy.

i mean, what do you think we're doing? :}



Exhibit. A

Exhibit. B

Exhibit. C

Exhibit. D



yes.



need i add more?



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morf : i feel fired up and uber creative.

polly : excellent. lets start a new game.



morf :  i'm sorry but i'm going to have to stop you there. my research has

shown that gamers prefer baked goods that resemble games to games.

polly : so we’re not making any more?



morf :  no we are going to bake a cake that goes backwards in time and

collapses into one dimension when you cut it

polly : fine, let them eat cake then.

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