stop telling me how big your cock is and how small everybody else's is. just slap it on the table and we'll measure it up from there.

morf: i just came up with this wonderful new game design.

morf: it’s like a 3d platformer but when you press the A button, it collapses into 1 dimension and goes back in time.

polly: is that even playable? or fun...

morf: who cares. we can make blog posts about this innovative concept for years.

polly: nice, we don’t even have to bother releasing the game.